Don't you send me to vm
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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