question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
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I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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