I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm just crazy horny about you
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Randomize