Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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