I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
You pole danced in your parka.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Randomize
