we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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