Midget sex pt 2 tonight
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
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my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
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Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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