we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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