You smell like stripper and shame
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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