Whod you bang
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.