do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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