I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
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friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
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