K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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