im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
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Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
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ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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