She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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