and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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