hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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