All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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