What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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