what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
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i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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