he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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