dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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