The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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