I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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