Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
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Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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