you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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