Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
COCAINE IS GR8
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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