i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
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just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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