saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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