ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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