I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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