life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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