I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
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Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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