he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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