so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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