He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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