ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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