Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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