well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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