problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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