Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
It's never too late to be topless.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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