Porn is love you can see.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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