Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I can text with my tongue
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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