YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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