you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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