I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
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He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
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So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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