You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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