Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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