I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Randomize
