the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
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You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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