we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
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I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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