The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Randomize
