Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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