Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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