I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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